Last year, to mention just one example, a boat carrying refugees died of a heart attack. When the first rescue ship arrived, the Mediterranean Sea had drowned. They found the water gasping for breath, the waves soaked through and the European Union trying to hang on to a piece of wreckage from the boat in order to survive. They didn’t find the children.
Preliminary results of the investigation clearly indicated that satellite images showed the sunken boat didn’t know how to swim.
On the eight o’clock news that evening, as the waters of the Mediterranean Sea flowed gently from the television on to the parquet floors of sitting rooms, upsetting happy families in safe countries and causing a minor disturbance to the sexual performance of the silent majority in Central and Northern Europe, suddenly, like mushrooms popping up in the woods, a middle class European woman asked why they’d come by sea and not by air after getting visas. Overwhelmed by this white innocence, the television committed suicide.
Commenting on the tragic incident by phone, the integration officer from the Department of Immigration said what shall we do now? The new load of refugees who were going to clean up European pensioners’ shit have all died.
On the eight o’clock news that evening, a white female broadcaster who’d never had children, citing a Middle East specialist who’d never visited the Middle East, said that the children might have disappeared for postmodern reasons when they were playing hide and seek.
Jesus, son of Mary, was the sole survivor. They found him walking on the water.
Footnote 1:
They’ll take our jobs and our houses, they’ll seduce our women, they’ll seize the resources we’ve allocated to the poor, they’ll be infiltrated by criminals and spies, they’ll pour in and destabilise society and lead to its breakup. They look bad, they carry diseases, their standards are different, their culture is different, their morals are strange, they’ll never be able to integrate.
Footnote 2:
All the racist words in footnote 1 don’t refer to the current refugee crisis, as they call it, meaning Syrian refugees these days. They were in fact widely used by the Western media to describe Jewish refugees from Germany and Austria who attempted to flee from the Nazis in the period before the Second World War.
Footnote 3:
In 1938, 32 countries met at the Évian Conference to discuss the crisis of Jewish refugees coming from Germany and Austria. The United States refused to increase its annual quota of refugees even before the start of the meeting. Britain made clear that the United Kingdom was not a country of immigration. All countries present refused to take them in. On 13 July, the Nazi newspaper Völkischer Beobachter wrote triumphantly: ‘Nobody wants them.’ (I have the feeling that the writer of the article was Adolf Hitler in person.) Four months after the conference, the Nazis carried out the Kristallnacht pogrom, then gradually began to solve the Jewish problem in their own special way, that led, as we know, to the Final Solution.

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